most addicting sex of all time

[Zesty]

mother of god i just found these. they were sent straight by the devil himself to tempt me into gluttony

thankfully, thats already one of my favorite sins ^^

http://chomple.typepad.com/.a/6a010536be61b3970c0120a595a3c5970c-800wi

when I went to europe i was obsessed with these

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads15/twiglets1252355733.jpg

im not a fan of chips, but these are always good

http://acesnacksupply.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Salt_Vinegar_Chips_11_75oz.169185308_std.jpg

last but not least... THEESEEE fucking things. I dont know why in gods name they taste good when they are literally pure poison dipped in vinegar, but good god.. I can eat 1000 of these things. im always am in pure pain afterwards but its worth it

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2202/2120330995_da5097a0b3.jpg?v=0

these are really good but i had so many yesterday my tongue started getting close to bleeding from rubbing on a salt "tit" as lisa elegantly puts it, for so long.. and my lips started cracking so now im not really down for them all that much

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VOX087aWL._SL500_AA300_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA300_SH20_.jpg

oh yeah and my favorite cereal is

http://www.imommies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/life-cereal.bmp

[Wideyed]

haha chex mix, reminds my of this Lonely Island song.

YouTube- The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl

[Zesty]

haha chex mix, reminds my of this Lonely Island song.

YouTube- The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuOFcOvRWzc)

lol i cant even watch that cause everyone is sleeping but it looks funny

your talented australian self reminded me of something that wont ever be on my list

http://rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/2-3325_vegemite.jpg

[Wideyed]

lol i cant even watch that cause everyone is sleeping but it looks funny

your talented australian self reminded me of something that wont ever be on my list

http://rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/2-3325_vegemite.jpg

haha i love my vegemite, get some Concentrated Yeast Extract up ya! Gotta be lightly spreaded tho, none of this thick shit, too much.

[asjairok]

I understand you ;)http://www.exyuprodavnica.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/t/stark-smoki-50g-web.jpg
http://www.jamyachtsupply.com/images/big/f140_1.jpg

[Bodhi]

:facelol: Ana! Smoki.

[Gina]

straight by the devil himself

Ahem. Herself.

[Pina Colada]

Ahem. Herself.
Word.:heart:

[Wideyed]

they were sent straight by the devil himself


Ahem. Herself.

Still waiting on my Chex Mix from Cigi. :shock:

[cigi]

Still waiting on my Chex Mix from Cigi. :shock:

omg Derek! You haven't received them?? I'll overnight them directly to you -- but hun, you're gonna need to sign for them:

http://www.askwhy.co.uk/christianheresy/chinontemplar2.jpg
http://static2.animepaper.net/upload/thumbs/wallpapers/Code-Geass/%5Blarge%5D%5BAnimePaper%5Dwallpapers_Code-Geass_dalarty%281.33%29__THISRES__75853.jpg


Make sure to read CAREFULLY..:facelol:

[Mariposa]

are any of you getting paid for all this advertising you guys?

:facelol:

Rodney brought me TONS of chocolate!

yum! :love:

[Gina]

Just now I thought this thread was titled "most addicting sex of all time."
I was psyched.

[Pina Colada]

Just now I thought this thread was titled "most addicting sex of all time."
I was psyched.
I know,me too.
Allow me to say this to both of us:Whores!!!

XD

[Zesty]

Just now I thought this thread was titled "most addicting sex of all time."
I was psyched.

aaaand the floor is yours

[cigi]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2685/4111395849_f8d6de9e22.jpg

[AttractionFactor]

SEX ... I read SEX .... where's the damn sex .... I read SEX!!!!:confused:

[Gina]

aaaand the floor is yours

The floor, yes.

And the kitchen counter; dining room table; front seat, back seat, and hood of the car; the shower; the dresser; a bench in a public garden; the living room window; a wall in an alley; various bathrooms; piles of coats or closets at parties; a stairwell; elevators galore; a parking garage; a rooftop; the side of the road; a picnic table at the park; the beach; a wine cellar; and damn near the edge of a pretty damn high cliff.
Among other things.
:meow:

[Zesty]

The floor, yes.

And the kitchen counter; dining room table; front seat, back seat, and hood of the car; the shower; the dresser; a bench in a public garden; the living room window; a wall in an alley; various bathrooms; piles of coats or closets at parties; a stairwell; elevators galore; a parking garage; a rooftop; the side of the road; a picnic table at the park; the beach; a wine cellar; and damn near the edge of a pretty damn high cliff.
Among other things.
:meow:

in public ftw

i also thought it would be cool to lose my virginity on a private beach when I was 17.

WORST. IDEA. EVER.

There was this little hill where people walking by couldnt see you unless they really tried.. it was white sand beaches and a huge cliff, gorgeous scenery I thought nothing could go wrong.

That was up until the point where the sandstorm started and I could barely see, ... the sand was shredding apart the already somewhat dry condom... it was fucking hot and i was all sweaty.. then in a last hail mary I looked up with sand crusted eyes hoping to just concentrate on what i was doing maybe looking at the ocean would help and theres just fat disgusting chicks walking by in skimpy bikinis and I totally lost it. after 30 mins of the worst sex ive ever had I came and walked depressed back to the car thinking "god i cant believe i was looking forward to sex it totally sucks.." then I railed her in the ass in the nice air conditioned car and my entire world changed lol

[Wideyed]

omg Derek! You haven't received them?? I'll overnight them directly to you -- but hun, you're gonna need to sign for them:

http://www.askwhy.co.uk/christianheresy/chinontemplar2.jpg
http://static2.animepaper.net/upload/thumbs/wallpapers/Code-Geass/%5Blarge%5D%5BAnimePaper%5Dwallpapers_Code-Geass_dalarty%281.33%29__THISRES__75853.jpg


Make sure to read CAREFULLY..:facelol:

:shock: I don't know what this means, but i will trust you as long as i get to keep most of my soul.

[Zesty]

:shock: I don't know what this means, but i will trust you as long as i get to keep most of my soul.

it means you sign in blood, without reading the 400ft long agreement first

[cigi]

:shock: I don't know what this means, but i will trust you as long as i get to keep most of my soul.

teeeheeee...

this is my delivery agent:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/10847218/2/istockphoto_10847218-beautiful-devil-with-trident-halloween.jpg

She'll arrive first thing in the morning. Now MAKE SURE to concentrate on that document.

[Wideyed]

teeeheeee...

this is my delivery agent:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/10847218/2/istockphoto_10847218-beautiful-devil-with-trident-halloween.jpg



:facelol: Looks like a win to me.

[Lolawashere]

I just had this. it was perfectly melty the way I like it.

http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/arabolli/icecream.jpg

[Zesty]

I just had this. it was perfectly melty the way I like it.

http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af142/arabolli/icecream.jpg

i just had one of these

http://www.estatevaults.com/lm/images/__PHILLY_CHEESE_STEAK.jpg

[Lolawashere]

yummmmmmmmmm.

[Gina]

I must post my own shame here. I once did 31 tins in five days.


HOW? And you survived! :shock:



Zesty, that story made me LMAO. Thank you for sharing. :facelol:

[Zesty]

That don't look like no Togos #10, muther!!

You are smack in the middle of Togos country and there is no excuse for you to not be enjoying the very BEST pastrami and bread in the UNIVERSE!!

We don't have 'em over here in England...yet. But I'll get one built soon enough.

What is, is best.

interesting... i just had to google what togos was.. indeed i am right int he middle of a lot of them lol. funny i havent seen one.. ill check it out

what kind of food is it

Punch two holes in the top and suck on one of em. :facelol:

It was a long time ago.

you are the most bizarre human being i have ever had the pleasure of gracing XD

you have been abducted multiple times... you have a contraiption in our vagina that mutilates penises.. and you drank 30 cans of condensed milk

[Lolawashere]

you are the most bizarre human being i have ever had the pleasure of gracing XD

you have been abducted multiple times... you have a contraiption in our vagina that mutilates penises.. and you drank 30 cans of condensed milk

XD

[Zesty]

XD

http://www.bangla2000.com/bbs/htdocs/Smilies/B2k/naughty.gifhttp://www.bangla2000.com/bbs/htdocs/Smilies/B2k/naughty.gif

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3243/car_sex.jpg

[Lolawashere]

:facelol::facelol: XD :facelol: :facelol:

I wish I had some of these right now.
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x93/kachunina/whopper.jpg

[Zesty]

omg i was just about to go get some of this

http://idontliketoread.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/toblerone-chocolate-522042_800_418.jpg

[Lolawashere]

or this

http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af43/highbarstud/chocolate-covered-strawberries.jpg

I must post my own shame here. I once did 31 tins in five days.

do you just drink it straight, add it to your coffee or what??

[Zesty]

or this

http://i992.photobucket.com/albums/af43/highbarstud/chocolate-covered-strawberries.jpg



do you just drink it straight or do you add it to your coffee or what??

or this

http://www.katpath.com/common/images/blog/jap_orgy-video-2.jpg

PS dont you get tired of making your text larger and purple everytime?

[Lolawashere]

have you ever had this? I had it for the first time a few months ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/boz48730/fluff.jpg

and no i don't get tired. my settings are for this size font and color.

where do you get all of your photos? :grin:

[Zesty]

have you ever had this? I had it for the first time a few months ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/boz48730/fluff.jpg

and no i don't get tired. my settings are for this size font and color.

where do you get all of your photos? :grin:

i use google images for the random stuff, and for the funny pix i use www.digg.com (click sort by top 7 days so it shows the best ones in the last week)

that site is N E V E R E N D I N G comedy goldmine

btw
that reminds me of THIS... which is so good it should be illegal. one time i was drunk though and bought a massive nutella crepe and threw it up and now i dont like it much anymore :/

if you ahvent had it its basically really sweet creamy hazlenut spread that has a taste quite unlike anything. its so fucking good, pick it up at the store next time
http://annkroeker.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/nutella-jar-chaos.jpg

just got 20 of these badboys for a midnight snack... god i love living across the street from one of the best wing shops in town lol

http://kilimanjarofoodssaucetalk.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/hot-wings-bonne-terre.jpg

[Lolawashere]

btw
that reminds me of THIS... which is so good it should be illegal. one time i was drunk though and bought a massive nutella crepe and threw it up and now i dont like it much anymore :/

if you ahvent had it its basically really sweet creamy hazlenut spread that has a taste quite unlike anything. its so fucking good, pick it up at the store next time
http://annkroeker.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/nutella-jar-chaos.jpg


back the fuck up. nutella plus fluff!!! I'm gonna do it. :facelol:

[Zesty]

back the fuck up. nutella plus fluff!!! I'm gonna do it. :facelol:

OHHHH SHIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTHER FUCKIN DIVIDE BY ZERO MOTHER FUCKER BACK THE FUCK UP


SHIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!i



http://thumb9.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/462172/462172,1252664082,1/stock-photo-universe-and-planet-exploration-earth-apocalypse-explosion-36863869.jpg

http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/creations-explosion-troyes-france-600091.jpg

http://dlibrary.acu.edu.au/staffhome/gehall/images/explosion.jpg

http://sightsonics.cf.huffingtonpost.com/nuclear-explosion.jpg

http://www.treehugger.com/thermonuclear-nuke-explosion-photo23.jpg

http://www.seeingtheforest.com/STFphotos/nuclear-explosion.jpg

[Lolawashere]

lol Zest :D

You drink it straight, but I imagine a 50/50 blend with Nutella would be great too.

breakfast of champions! :D

[AttractionFactor]

:facelol: lol! those pics are hysterical zesty!