Post an interesting fact about yourself

[Zesty]

Considering my "post a story" thread failed and only a few people put stories, this may be easier on your tired old brains

- When I was 8 I was obsessed with Ford Explorers.. no idea why but I counted 1000 of them on this little scrap of paper. My dad thought I was crazy

- I used to know 100 digits of pi, now I only know like 30 :/

- I used to be so allergic to eggs they couldnt even measure it. the scale goes from 1 to 2000 and i was 4000. in the period in between being deathly allergic to the point today where i am zero allergic, i used to eat eggs to get high. my mom could tell because id have really dark circles under my eyes and it would get really hard to do math and homework

- ive held peoples severed fingers on 2 separate occasions, and had to pick them up off the grass ^^

- I put ketchup on my ketchup

- i used to have an amish babysitter... i now hate amish people. they used to behead chickens with rulers next to the kids sandbox so there was always blood in the sandbox when they would fly around with no head

- im obsessed with sushi, waterfalls, and clouds

- i was on tv with the spice girls on BBC show called live and kicking. also was on tv with willard scott for a pie eating contest and i won

k GO your turn

[Zesty]

LOL wtf!

how do you get around now, a bike?

btw whats your name.. did you add me on facebook then delete me like 5 days later.

[Rodney]

In grade 2, I was at recess. Regular day, good weather, not much to do. Just standing around with a classmate. I was "there", but my mind was completely elsewhere. I was twisting said classmate's arm, kept twisting it, kept twisting it. All of a sudden, he does a 360 backflip and lands on his feet. That woke me the fuck up. I was like "whaaaat - the fuck - just happened." I was like, "how's your arm feel?" He was laughing his head off too hard to respond.

Totally a matrix energetics moment... I must have summoned a bunch of energy to flip him around. Cause usually when you twist someone's arm, the bone breaks... but I don't think a twisting motion has enough energy to flip someone's body skyward.

[Pina Colada]

First time I ever got drunk I was 5.My family made me.lol

For some reason extremely old,disgusting,pervy dudes are after me ALL the time.It freakes me out.I think they ate the young hot ones,and that's the reason I never see them.

I'm cute and only figured that out a week ago.

I eat chocolate cake for breakfest.(witchy breakfest)

I am EXTREMELY lazy.

I take antidiabetic meds altho I am not diabetic.

I speak 4 languages.They are so-so.

I'm 5'10 and scare robbers and rapists.

I had an artistic talent as a kid.No idea what happened lol.

XD (hope that's interesting enough lol)

[Gina]

Pina:
Now that you know you are cute... Wait - CUTE? Understatement of all time! You're stunning, jaw-dropping, utterly delectable! Sexiest effing thing goin'! And OK, yes - very, very cute.
Anyway, now that you know you're hot as fuck, the creepy weirdos will simply slink back into their lairs where they will spend their days hiding in their darkened homes, masturbating to internet porn. They are terrified of women who know their own power. When they see you coming, they will hiss, avert their eyes, and scutter quickly away.
Once you have freed the town from its creepy weirdo infestation, all the beautiful young studs who want to worship you properly will come out to play. :rainbow:

Also, that is like the most adorable description of someone ever. You're smart, creative, hot, know how to relax, enjoy sensual pleasures, and have a sense of whimsy.
Neato.

[asjairok]

I can't look in blackmen on the street ( any more ), they all want me, bwahahahahaha

[Lolawashere]

this is funny!!! :facelol:

I saved two lives in one month! one was my son, who was nearly dead in the pool, the other was my friend, Jenny, who had just overdosed.

my bf calls me "Japany" never by my real name.

I am a magnet for adopted people. I meet them, they tell me their name and that they are adopted and I'm like their eternal mother.

my ex's all die tragically. JK well three have so far.

I was always teased for being different. I was raised in the deep south.

I've always known I had powers, since I was itty bitty.

I hate mosquitos with a passion. I want to kill them all.

my bedroom is a disgusting pig sty right now.

[Pina Colada]

Leah!I swear I thought you're all tiny.You look tiny on your pictures.

And wow,you had some adventures.
I just announced the pervs will back off like Gina Gin said.Done.

Gina Gin,I swear I blushed there.OMG!Thank you!

And Lisa:wow :love:

[Mariposa]

Zesty! again, great thread idea!!

ok, I am typing and I cvan see a word I'm typing so I'll get to see it after I hit submit.

I masturbate since I can remember.

I can't believe Iña just found out she's hot... weird!!! I've been tellin her for months.

once I was playing with my friend and I trhew her, I dropped her in a river cuz I thought I was strong enough to carry her in my arms cuz I am 6 months older lmao


I fucked a man 23 years older and a year later I did his son who's still after me lol

I am a ....... I kill my parents in my imagination way too odften.


I love the way my dog smells


my first boyfriend and first love was my dog Igor.

sometimes I think I am hot enough to be a model, meh, I could do a perfume comertial, but what the hell

I am depressed and want to die aoften enough.


today I met a girl who has the same issues I have, and she was only triyg to sell me a braw in a store...

:joylick:


i think I pooed in my backyard when I was like 3... never knew if it was my imagination tho



funnest thread ever!! :joylick:


oh, last fun fact

I love justing bieber


:iletgo:

I love myself too

[Zesty]

I've been abducted several times, mostly by car but also by boat... after which I was held captive all night and escaped at dawn.



my ex's all die tragically. JK well three have so far.

I hate mosquitos with a passion. I want to kill them all.





I am a ....... I kill my parents in my imagination way too odften.

my first boyfriend and first love was my dog Igor.

I am depressed and want to die aoften enough.



This thread just got kind of creepy http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/coolugh.gif

[Mariposa]

lamo well it's life Zesty, you asked and it is being given alright!

[Lolawashere]

abetalk makes me lazy.

[Mariposa]

sure it's abetalk?

[cigi]

Leah!I swear I thought you're all tiny.You look tiny on your pictures.



People always think I'm tall from my pictures & sometimes in person.
This is weird, because I am really tiny, but have adopted something of a *tall* persona.
People usually think I am 15-20 years younger than i am.
I teach yoga, but I drink, smoke, eat junk-food & love to party.
I design panties.
I am awesome at spell-casting. (good & bad)
I am a really considerate person, but I will speak hurtful truths.
I live in 2 drastically different places, & have 2 dramatically different lifestyles to match.
I am a classically-trained artist with excellent technical skills, but stress drops my creativity to zero.
I love tattoos, but only have 2 & one is fairly microscopic.
I appear vain, but I'm not.
I have a shoe fetish.
I love hot weather, because I'm always cold.
I am an amazing cook, but I hate to cook.
I like water skiing, hate snow skiing.
I was a vegetarian for about 12 years, then went on a meat binge.

bipolar??? kinda looks like it....:facelol:

[Zesty]

I have a shoe fetish.


YouTube- Shoes the Full Version

[cigi]

YouTube- Shoes the Full Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA)


OH MAH GOooOODD!! That was SOO cigi-porn. hahahaha...rawr!

[Lolawashere]

but I drink, smoke, eat junk-food & love to party.

..:facelol:

wooo hooo! what do you like to smoke? tobacco? weed? both?

Leah? you were abducted more than one time? what?

[Zesty]

lol funny you said that, for some reason as a child i was obsessed with pulling down my pants. weird when you think about it I guess

[Rodney]

i think I pooed in my backyard when I was like 3... never knew if it was my imagination tho

I think this one takes the prize.

[Lolawashere]

that is fucking funny. :facelol:


one time my dad was out of town and i was sleeping with my mom in her bed. I was like 6 years old. and I peed the bed. she got all mad. so the next night i was all worried about peeing the bed and then I had a dream i was peeing on the toilet and then i felt all wet and woke up and I just peed the bed.

wow skibby looks like clint eastwood. why would you rub poison ivy on yourself?? :grin:

[Lolawashere]

but what about you Leah? abducted? whats that all about?

[Wideyed]

- I once performed live on TV in front of a large teeny bopper crowd
- I've thrown up continously after only half a pint of beer
- I got drunk with a friend and we ate grass and squirted lemon juice in our eyes
- I was vegetarian for 2 years but i felt like shit
- I went to a cd shop and put a cd on their shelf
- I tried to drive around a round about the wrong way but another car was coming so i had to swurve back and i ran over a keep left sign
- Short story: I went to a gig and i went to have a chat to some ladies and they were just like no response and wateva so i moved on an enjoyed the gig. Then later when i was driving home some drunk guy ran into my car as i was driving, landing on my windscreen and smashing it. So i stopped and he was just fucked laying on the ground with people around him. I was told to stand back and some other dick was telling me he was dead (He turned out not 2 bad in the end just injured). But yeh these ladies that i was talking to earlier happened to walk past and looked straight at me, it was fuckin weird cause i was a fair way from where the gig was. I stood by my smashed car and i waved at them.

[Zesty]

- I once performed live on TV in front of a large teeny bopper crowd
- I've thrown up continously after only half a pint of beer
- I got drunk with a friend and we ate grass and squirted lemon juice in our eyes
- I was vegetarian for 2 years but i felt like shit
- I went to a cd shop and put a cd on their shelf
- I tried to drive around a round about the wrong way but another car was coming so i had to swurve back and i ran over a keep left sign
- Short story: I went to a gig and i went to have a chat to some ladies and they were just like no response and wateva so i moved on an enjoyed the gig. Then later when i was driving home some drunk guy ran into my car as i was driving, landing on my windscreen and smashing it. So i stopped and he was just fucked laying on the ground with people around him. I was told to stand back and some other dick was telling me he was dead (He turned out not 2 bad in the end just injured). But yeh these ladies that i was talking to earlier happened to walk past and looked straight at me, it was fuckin weird cause i was a fair way from where the gig was. I stood by my smashed car and i waved at them.

lol thats hilarious. so thats you in your myspace? good shit i clicked that earlier but i thought you were just posting someone elses.

your fb link doesnt work btw

i was just listening to hilltop hoods.. reminds me a lot of it

[GoddessNextDoor]

- One of my favorite pieces of music is the "Bladerunner" score by Vangelis. I listen to it at least once a week.
- I joined the Coast Guard after high school and served 3 years of active duty.
-I've never lived anywhere that was completely land-locked.
-I spent two summers living in Tokyo , working as a dancer. By the end of my second trip, I was able to speak Japanese pretty well. Unfortunately, I didn't have anyone to practice with when I got home and I've forgotten most of it.
- I figured out that I have only 3 degrees of separation from the Dalai Lama.
-My first and middle name mean "Heavenly Precious Pearl" in Hawaiian.

[Wideyed]

lol thats hilarious. so thats you in your myspace? good shit i clicked that earlier but i thought you were just posting someone elses.

your fb link doesnt work btw

i was just listening to hilltop hoods.. reminds me a lot of it

Yeh man thats me on myspace, thanks for the headsup i thought i fixed that facebook ish but i did not. Yeh Hilltop Hoods are dope and they've made it big now which is awesome.

also was on tv with willard scott for a pie eating contest and i won


Dude, we need footage of this.

[Lolawashere]

I get really enthusiastic about something. and I get soo motivated and then just like that I change my mind about it and its over.

I'm super indecisive, I want to change that, I think, maybe.

I am moody.

I get bored easily. like now.

[Zesty]

I'm super indecisive, I want to change that, I think, maybe.



lol you sure are. just pick something and go with it, indecisiveness is for pussies :heart:

[Lolawashere]

zesty eats a hot pocket every day.

[Zesty]

LOL yes this is very true. that is indeed an interesting fact. sometimes i eat 3

[Lolawashere]

oh I forgot it had to be an interesting fact. mine are not very interesting. o well

oh here's one. I was born with a birthmark. it's a tiny four leafed clover on my tummy. I think one day I will meet another soulmate and he/she will have one just like it.

l

[Zesty]

i was born without a birthmark O_O

i heard thats not possible but yeah, i did it

[Lolawashere]

you're amazing :shock:

[GoddessNextDoor]

:facelol: Lisa & Travi! :facelol:


Here's an interesting story that contains an interesting fact....

I was at a rave one night several years ago, having a great time. It's pretty common at these events to have random strangers come up and ask, " Are you rolling?"

"Rolling" is the term people use to describe being under the influence of MDMA a.k.a "ecstasy". I never really understood why this particular word was chosen because it never felt like that to me. To me it was always smooth and centered...not like rolling at all.

A few weeks later, I was watching tv...it was a show about cars. They showed a Rolls Royce and did a close- up on the hood ornament. If you're not familiar with it, it's the figure of a woman who looks like she's got wings. It's done in the Art Nouveau Style that was popular in Europe around the 1890's, I believe. It was an actual sculpture commissioned by The Rolls Royce company.

Then name of this sculpture is: "The Spirit of Ecstacy". Rolling, indeed.

Google that shit ^^

[Starchild]

Today I hung out the washing then went to the tea rooms at Herveys Range, famed for their cat-poo coffee (made from beans that have passed through a civet or something) at $50 a cup.

When I got home I found most of my underwear had been filched from the washing line.

Does anyone know why this is called snowdropping?

[Mariposa]

lol reminds me of my pants story, remember when the wind took my pants?

and now I lost a t-shirt!

it's blue...

some1's getting dressed with my clothes... :mad:

anyhoot, abundance, it's an abundant world.... think of lillies...

so did I read $50 for a cup of coffee?

right! abundance... :joylick:

[Starchild]

http://www.heritagetearooms.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=14&Itemid=31


One of your honeymoon destinations, Mariposa!

But watch out for this:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=89272595720&topic=4974

[Lolawashere]

I've been wanting to go here.



French Polynesia.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee28/sunscape2000/frenchpolynesiamoorea.jpg

[Starchild]

I am a square peg surrounded by round holes.

I will focus on my squareness and ignore the round holes until yea verily I will be surrounded by square holes. And other square pegs like me.

[Zesty]

I am a square peg surrounded by round holes.

I will focus on my squareness and ignore the round holes until yea verily I will be surrounded by square holes. And other square pegs like me.

Round holes http://www.bangla2000.com/bbs/htdocs/Smilies/B2k/naughty.gif

[Lolawashere]

I saved two lives in one month.

[Daisy]

I think you saved my life tonight.:heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0dUhYc0sic

[Lolawashere]

YAY!!!


sometimes I think of that Daisy. I was recently in a really bad situation, feeling really low and sad. I was at the mall. This guy at this store was so super nice to me. I'll never forget his kindness and how it changed my attitude that day.