Why Wind Took My Pants

[Mariposa]

why would the wind take my stuff?

FUCK THE STUPID WIND

I put my clothes in the washing machine.

Mother hang the clothes.

Next day: Pants are gone!!!

I: ''Mother, where are my pants??''

Mother: ''What pants''

I: ''MY PANTS, I put them in the machine!!''

Mother: ''uhm...''

Mother: ''they're not in my room or with the rest of the clean dry laundry, where are they?''

I look down, and the clothespin are on the ground, I live in a second floor.

Mother, get my pants back, ask the neighbours.

She just called to tell me the neighbours haven't seen any pants.


WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE WIND TAKE MY STUFF?

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU WIND??

dammit.

Those pants were comfy.

I want my PANTS BACK.

WHy does life take my stuff from me?

I want my earings back.

I want my scarf back.

I want my bracelet back.

If the Universe doens't want to get me new stuff, alright, but don't take what I already have away from me!

FUCKER!

I am so spiritual... :rolleyes:

[Dance of Joy]

You want to go shopping.

[Kameroon]

hahahha =)

the universe wants you naked =)

[Mariposa]

:facelol: :facelol:

I WAS GONNA go to the same store where I got these pants to get new ones... they weren't brand new anyway... They were like a year old, but I've had pants for so much longer than that! We could've been together for another 4 years... maybe they felt it was time to go.

Mury! :facelol: Sexy Universe... wants to undress me! :p TALK ABOUT FLIRT- Universe, are you trying to tell me something? XD

[cigi]

Maris - find your magic.

Step into an alternate universe where someone you know has actually found your pants & just hasn't taken the time to return them to you. Or how about one where you meant to wash your pants but forgot to put them in the machine & they are actually somewhere in your room.

You can do this. It's EZ...

[Mariposa]

cool Cigi :wink2:

Or maybe, my neighbor from downstairs is already bored with my clothes landing in her yard, and she decided to pull a trick on me, make me feel bad about my pants, so we STOP THROWING OUR CLOTHES IN HER YARD! She was smiling when she said ''No, I found nothing''.

Would make sense. Cuz it's freakin embarrassing to ask her every time. ''Did you get my pink underwear?'' :oops:

Or... an alternate dimension where my mother DOESN'T TOUCH MY STUFF... I'd like to live in such a wonderful place...

:love:

[Pina Colada]

TALK ABOUT FLIRT- Universe, are you trying to tell me something? XD
Get nekkid woman!:joylick:

[MErlin]

:facelol:

You REALLY think it's the wind that took your pants???

:facelol:


MErlin ;)

[Mariposa]

Yes, Merlin.

Hi, pleased to on-line meet you.

The last days of August are the windy days in my city. It's called Tormenta de Santa Rosa.

http://www.edicionesmedicas.com.ar/var/edicionesmedicas_com_ar/storage/images/media/images/tormenta_electrica/2499-1-esl-AR/Tormenta_electrica1_large.jpg

And our clothespins suck, really bad quality, got them from some street salesman.

What are you suggesting?

Default creation?

[MErlin]

Yes, Merlin.

Hi, pleased to on-line meet you.

Please to meet ya too darlin.

What are you suggesting??

So I guess the pair of jeans that I have here on my bed must belong to Pina then! :facelol:

MErlin

[Tai]

Ah that sucks! Very good advice I know :cool: I just can imagine you feeling annoyed by it. :love:

[Pina Colada]

So I guess the pair of jeans that I have here on my bed must belong to Pina then! :facelol:
Hmmm...I did notice it's a little draughty here...:o

[Mariposa]

Merlin, this is no laughing matter, I want my pants back now.

bring them back!

aren't you a wizard?

[simple soul]

I think Merlin must be holding them hostage!:facelol:

[MErlin]

Merlin, this is no laughing matter, I want my pants back now.

bring them back!

aren't you a wizard?

No way darlin, you look too cute in your underwear. What that? Aaaaaaah a little dolphin tattoo, that's so cute.

That's right, i'm a wizard, that's why your pants are in the 5th dimension now. You want them? come and get them yourself, it's easy you need to boost your vibration by thinking of love :heart::heart::heart::heart:

MErlin

[Pina Colada]

MErlin,you're such a slut.:heart::heart::heart:

[Mariposa]

hmmm.... vibe love?

done! :heart:

now where's my pants!

:heart::heart::heart::heart:

now?


:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:: heart::heart::heart:

now?

:facelol:

[MErlin]

hmmm.... vibe love?

done! :heart:

now where's my pants!

Maybe you should ask your little dolphin tattoo to echolocate them for ya mmm?

DD told me that it worked fine for her because her friend dolphins helped her find back her pants many times in the past when she lost them on the beach. :shock: Huh, maybe I shouldn't have said that.

Gotta go now. :confused:

MErlin

[MErlin]

MErlin,you're such a slut.:heart::heart::heart:

Hehe no i'm nooooooot...

WANNA PLAY CHESS???


MErlin

[Rodney]

I think you lost your PT Cruiser too, because yesterday, I was seeing them everywhere. I was like - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?! Did Chrysler have a sale on PT Cruisers??? I saw two of them before I even got out of my court, and then another 6 or 7 on my trip.

No joke, or maybe like a really good joke, this is a vibrational universe. And in case you forget, your spirit guide will remind you.

[MErlin]

It wasn't wind that took your pants darlin, well, you were close though.

I think I know who took 'em.

MErlin

http://imagechan.com/images/thief.gif

[Mariposa]

Wow Leah, way to let go of things... definitely feels MUCH better to think like that than to whine about losses... :wink2:

But I want m--

Ok...

:focus:

[Dance of Joy]

Way to pivot, Leah! :heart:

[Gina]

That rules, Leah. Wow. :heart: