JOKES

[Deva]

George started a joke thread on another forum I participate in (http://www.iam-iam-iam.com/atlantis/) and I thought it would be funny to start on here so here goes!

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/shariblake/funny-cute-cats-1.jpg

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/shariblake/drunkcat.jpg

An engineers guide to cats!:
YouTube- An Engineer's Guide to Cats
[VERY FUNNY YOU TUBE VIDEO!]

Love & Laughs

Shari

[Deva]

Very cool wedding dance:

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

:lol:

[Deva]

Sesame Streets Elmo is interviewed on a night time Australian talk show!
YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.


Justin Timberlake as THE GINGER BREAD MAN! on the Ellen show:
YouTube- Justin Timberlake as Ginger Bread Man

[Deva]

'Kids' TV show w/ clever slapstick innuendos - very funny!

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Deva]

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[Deva]

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[Deva]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/shariblake/AbrahamsterCombo.jpg
http://www.lillyarts.com/html/abrahamster.html

[Deva]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/shariblake/Lifeissupposedtobefun.jpg

[asjairok]

these are great Shari,
thnks :hug:

[Bodhi]

Niiiiiiiice! Thanks, Shari.

Here are some children's letters to God :D :love:

[Bodhi]

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[Bodhi]

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[Bodhi]

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[Bodhi]

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[Deva]

HEY NATASHA, I loved those! I loved the one from Charles! Total love & appreciation.

[honestly]

Natasha, hahahaha, thank you, baby. Those were awesome! :heart:

[Deva]

Hey Ronald, your avatar feels so good!

WOW!

[Izzy]

This always makes me cry. It's SNL's d!ck in a box with Justin Timberlake.

Hilarious.

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Deva]

Hey Isabel, thanks for posting that one - I LOVE DICK IN A BOX!

Shari

[Deva]

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[Tai]

Shari! I loved the engineers guide to cats! LMAO!
Natasha, the letters to God were TOO CUTE!

Love :heart:
Tai

[Deva]

Monty Python - Sit On My face

YouTube- Sit on My Face

Monty Python - The Penis Song

YouTube- The Penis Song - Monty Pythons

Sesame Street Unnecessarily Censored

YouTube- The Count Censored

[asjairok]

Monty Python - Sit On My face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc


:lol:

[asjairok]

Monty Python - The Penis Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYU ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ&feature=related)


:applause: rofl

[Bodhi]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-hamster-kiss-glass.jpg

[Deva]

rofl rofl :clap:

What, what in ma butt!

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Deva]

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[Deva]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-creepy-squirrel-camera-park.jpg

[vineyardnancy]

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Oh God!! Laughing til my sides ache!!
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[Deva]

http://creativestudios.com/csdevblogmovies/uploaded_images/i-has-a-real-doll-790049.jpg

[asjairok]

OO0Oh, how awesomly cool

[vineyardnancy]

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[asjairok]

;)

[vineyardnancy]

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/MSN_Emoticons/MSN-Emoticon-098.gif ...A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."

The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes."

...He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."

[vineyardnancy]

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http://thatwasfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Foodsculptures_10B1C/image_11.png

[Osho Rewa]

Here are some children's letters to God :D :love:

Natty I loved the letters :D

[Osho Rewa]

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Nancy :lol:

[Osho Rewa]

An engineers guide to cats!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
[VERY FUNNY YOU TUBE VIDEO!]

Love & Laughs

Shari

Shari that is so cool

[Deva]

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[asjairok]

haha ha haa hahahhaha

[asjairok]

http://www.alivenotdead.com/attachments/2008/04/23632_200804011820222.thumb.jpg

[Deva]

IS HE SUCKING HIS OWN DICK?

rofl rofl rofl

Good 4 u Mr Panda!

[Deva]

HOW TO SUCK YOU OWN DICK:

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml

GOOD LUCK!

:lol: :lol:

[Deva]

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[Deva]

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/L/londonbelow/1038910988_stonerbear.jpg

[Deva]

http://home.comcast.net/~faeriefusion/YodaLove.jpg

[Deva]

Mad TV parody - Hillary & Barack, Umbrella Remix

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

(RAUNCHY)

[Deva]

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[Deva]

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[Deva]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm167/fosk8/lol.jpg

[Dance of Joy]

These always crack me up.

Church Bulletin Bloopers

* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
* The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
* Evening massage - 6 p.m.
* The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
* The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
* Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
* Ushers will eat latecomers.
* The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
* The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
* The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
* During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
* Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
* Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
* Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
* The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
* The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
* 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
* Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
* Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
* Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"
* On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.
* Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
* Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
* The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

[Deva]

rofl

[Deva]

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[Deva]

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[Deva]

http://gi253.photobucket.com/groups/hh57/1XV4PGACVO/Intercourse.jpg

[Deva]

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[Deva]

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[Deva]

http://gi253.photobucket.com/groups/hh57/1XV4PGACVO/hulk-1.jpg

[asjairok]

hehe Shari !

[Deva]

Sierra... that is the cutest thing I have ever seen! OMG!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[asjairok]

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[vineyardnancy]

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Ana --- you're golden girl !

[asjairok]

http://www.allemoticons.com/Happy/Happy_1472.gif :lol: :kiss4: :kiss4:

[Deva]

http://www.maddogts.com/images/super-mario-bros-3.jpg

[Deva]

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[Deva]

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[Dance of Joy]

That is a good one, Shari! :biggrin:

[Deva]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-licks-his-hypotenuse.jpg

[Deva]

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[Deva]

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[Dance of Joy]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/AlfRoberts/SillySigns003.jpg

[Deva]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

THATS SO FUNNY BABE!

:lol:

[vineyardnancy]

LMAO Christine!! :spin: :spin:

[Deva]

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[Bodhi]

Japanese Gameshow - Marshmallow eating.... rofl

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Deva]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/o00okristino00o/Icons/853c.jpg

[Deva]

rofl rofl SIERRA!