Chamber
Wed Aug 05 2009, 9:45pm
I love reading their bestof listings...here's a few samples...
Was that your limb? - w4m
Date: 2009-06-25, 2:18AM EDT
I was running to catch the 9 train, early in the morning tuesday. Apparently I wasn't the only one: I saw you down the subway stop ahead of me. You were sprinting, and collided with a support column. Your prosthetic arm flew off, and you kept running. You made the train, and I did not. All that was left was your lovely arm, glistening from the summer humidity. It smelled of pine and saddleneck oil.
I have it now, in my living room. It's sitting in a hallway basket, with some umbrellas and a digeridoo. Contact me: I'd like to meet the rest of you.
-Susan
Personal Texting Assistant
Date: 2009-06-23, 11:39PM EDT
Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties -
replies
deleting texts
alerting of new texts
reading texts
filtering text
I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only.
We crashed bikes. - m4w
Date: 2009-06-18, 5:11PM EDT
I was the dude who swallowed gravel during a cycling disaster at the construction zone near the Blue Danube. You were the "ohhhh shit" out of my right ear moments before impact. Damn, that hurt. Thanks for insisting that I go to the hospital. They charged me $5900 for a cat scan and an 11 hour wait in the ER. You were sure that it would be pretty cheap even though I don't have insurance. You owe me $5900 or a bunch of BJ's; your call.
Lost: Self Confidence
Date: 2009-06-06, 11:44PM EDT
Lost: Self confidence. Last seen downtown on 4/24 when company downsized, and at the airport on 5/15 when long-distance girlfriend revealed extra-curricular activity with another before departing. Began search on 4/27 looking in Monroeville, Oakland, and downtown but with no success since no one is hiring. Continued search on 5/29 on Carson street but inevitably had no good response to "what do you do?" If found, please email the above address. Reward available.
Daughter getting morning after pill at RiteAid - m4w
Date: 2009-05-25, 2:23PM EDT
Looking for the daughter half that was in Rite Aid with her mother (I assume) getting the morning after pill today in Finksburg. You had an amazing body and I would love to be the next reason you have to get another dose of said pill! Hit me up if you're looking for another go round.
girlfriend forcing sale
Date: 2009-05-10, 9:37PM EDT
Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad...so here is it
for sale
1 nagging dream smashing man hater
make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
:hilarious:
Was that your limb? - w4m
Date: 2009-06-25, 2:18AM EDT
I was running to catch the 9 train, early in the morning tuesday. Apparently I wasn't the only one: I saw you down the subway stop ahead of me. You were sprinting, and collided with a support column. Your prosthetic arm flew off, and you kept running. You made the train, and I did not. All that was left was your lovely arm, glistening from the summer humidity. It smelled of pine and saddleneck oil.
I have it now, in my living room. It's sitting in a hallway basket, with some umbrellas and a digeridoo. Contact me: I'd like to meet the rest of you.
-Susan
Personal Texting Assistant
Date: 2009-06-23, 11:39PM EDT
Looking for a assistant to help in texting duties -
replies
deleting texts
alerting of new texts
reading texts
filtering text
I get 40 - 50 texts an hour, I cant handle my workload plus texting responsibilities. My phone gets too full and needs deleted every couple hours. This is a full time position and you must be where ever I am at, because my phone is always with me. Serious inquiries only.
We crashed bikes. - m4w
Date: 2009-06-18, 5:11PM EDT
I was the dude who swallowed gravel during a cycling disaster at the construction zone near the Blue Danube. You were the "ohhhh shit" out of my right ear moments before impact. Damn, that hurt. Thanks for insisting that I go to the hospital. They charged me $5900 for a cat scan and an 11 hour wait in the ER. You were sure that it would be pretty cheap even though I don't have insurance. You owe me $5900 or a bunch of BJ's; your call.
Lost: Self Confidence
Date: 2009-06-06, 11:44PM EDT
Lost: Self confidence. Last seen downtown on 4/24 when company downsized, and at the airport on 5/15 when long-distance girlfriend revealed extra-curricular activity with another before departing. Began search on 4/27 looking in Monroeville, Oakland, and downtown but with no success since no one is hiring. Continued search on 5/29 on Carson street but inevitably had no good response to "what do you do?" If found, please email the above address. Reward available.
Daughter getting morning after pill at RiteAid - m4w
Date: 2009-05-25, 2:23PM EDT
Looking for the daughter half that was in Rite Aid with her mother (I assume) getting the morning after pill today in Finksburg. You had an amazing body and I would love to be the next reason you have to get another dose of said pill! Hit me up if you're looking for another go round.
girlfriend forcing sale
Date: 2009-05-10, 9:37PM EDT
Girlfriend said she is tired of my mustang parts and I need to make a craigslist ad...so here is it
for sale
1 nagging dream smashing man hater
make an offer or look in the free section if she keeps it up and gets kicked to the curb
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
:hilarious: