You Know You're an Aber...

[johngalt]

Hi y'all!

I was reading these jokes of the you-know-you're-a-whatever-if kind today targeting the Abraham crowd today and I found them so funny I thought I'd try my hand at a few.

You Know You're an Aber...

If you annoy your friends regularly by talking about how tasty and healthy your meal is going to be before, during, and after you eat.

If you use your Inner Being to find missing socks.

If you find yourself suddenly saying things like: "Russia invaded Georgia? When did that happen?"

If your quirky catch phrase is: "Vibrational alignment achieved!"

If you constantly forget what day of the week it is because you're having so much fun.

If your pick-up line is a sly: "Hey baby, what do you say we... co-create?".

If you had to manifest a second bookshelf for your Positive Aspects journals.

If you pick your lane solely on whether or not it feels like a good lane.

If, when asked why you circumcised your child, you say: "To give him early contrast".

If you whisper softly to yourself "Well-being abounds" before entering your mother's house.


Alright, that's it for me; no more from me today. Enjoy those who'll enjoy, and those who don't can savour the fact that your rockets of desires will simply evoke better ones from me next time :tongue: .

[cigi]

You know your an "Aber" when you live in Atlanta (which was out of gas ) and you don't hear about it until the "crisis" is over.

Who knew people were fighting (literally) over gas? My tank was full...

hehehe.....I love my LoA car.

[Blissful Creator]

haha, nice one, Cigi!

John,
Those are great! Thanks for sharing. I loved the ones'' use your inner being to find missing socks"!!! And the pick up line! Great ones!


You know you're an Aber when you don't mind swearing cause you know you're not going to Hell

You know you're an Aber when you feel smarter than all the professors at your University-- they still believe in illness, don't believe in anything besides that which they can see/hear, etc.

You know you're an Aber when memorizing parts of the brain and the functions of neurons seems trivial, and you feel like you are learning a language-- not like you are learning something serious that could really help anybody.

You know you're an advanced Aber when you can allow others to complain and "negatively attract" and not feel bad about it-- just let them do their own thing while you do yours.

You know you're an Aber when you're not afraid of catching a cold because you know it's about resistance, not about bacteria.

:hamsters:

[Ahnalira]

If you find yourself suddenly saying things like: "Russia invaded Georgia? When did that happen?"
rofl Me to a tee... though I think I'm more of an Abbie :joylick:

[Dance of Joy]

If you use your Inner Being to find missing socks.

If you find yourself suddenly saying things like: "Russia invaded Georgia? When did that happen?"

Hhahah.. yes to both of these.

When tropical storm Hanna came along, a friend was talking about it, saying "Hanna" was coming soon. I thought he had a new girlfriend! rofl

[Dance of Joy]

When you say to another, 'I really love what you have done with your contrast!' (not your hair, or your living room). rofl

[Mueni]

Good one Christine. LOL.

I'm loving what I'm doing with my contrast. It looks so different I can barely tell its contrast. More like another opportunity to choose again.

Alex... goat sex???? LOL Hmmmm. :love:

[vineyardnancy]

Hi y'all!

If, when asked why you circumcised your child, you say: "To give him early contrast".
: .
rofl rofl rofl rofl ......... or in my case,
If, when asked why you didn't circumcise your child, you say:
"To give him some puberty contrast". :joylick: :joylick:

[Blissful Creator]

haha, Nancy!


you and your hub come home from a party and get pulled over and the cop is totally chill and tells you to keep having a great time.

you go to Costco and its packed, but when you roll your cart up, there is an empty line even though all the others are long, and even you look around in amazment, lol!

you want to fly to the opposite coast for a wedding, but even though you waited till the last minute and don't really have the extra money to get there, somehow you manage to get tickets for 4 people for a whopping $20.00!


REALLY cool stuff imagine.love! The cop one is so funny.


Here's the record for the longest one-sentence YKYAAW:

You know you're an Aber when you can't find a metered street parking space anywhere so you decide to park in a garage and pay $5 an hour, but you relax into it and think "it's not worth getting upset about," and when you're going to pay for the ticket, the pay machine is being fixed by a maintenace guy and he says "the machine's broken, looks like you get out free--- (jokingly) unless you want to wait til I'm done fixing it" and you say "no thanks, I'll take the free ticket if you insist," and you smile and leave the garage having paid less than you would have if you'd have gotten a meter space, and plus the garage was REALLY close to where you wanted to go. !!

[vineyardnancy]

:simple: :simple: :simple: Great Story Blissful! :joylick:
Love those http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:h8-dSeqY-o4LkM:http://www.labb.org/hass/button4.gif

[Blissful Creator]

Thanks, Nancy! :wave:

[Angel]

Hey 8-) wanna co-create? rofl